Tatty Stage One!

I just realized that I had NEVER followed up on my blog about the new tattoo!!! Well here it is... STAGE ONE (I still have 2 more sittings)...

I sat for 4 hours for this first stage... believe it of not, it's still not really as LARGE as I wanted it... but, Maybe when it's all done, I'll love it more...

The next couple of stages will consist of adding the stems and more shading in the petals... :) I love love love my tatty... :)

I think the FUNNIEST thing about this tattoo is, It's getting me a decent amount of 'play' hahahahaha... Since I got it, at least 3 gentlemen have expressed an interest in licking it... hahahahahah... That's weird... but... I guess an compliment right? hahahaha..

Tell me what you think!!! :)

It's DONE!!! and I LOVE IT!!!

DONE!!! I love it!!! It hurt like a MOLLYHOPPER but so worth it... :) My piercer was GREAT so nice... and I look forward to changing it to a SMALLER gem after it heals (can't do so right now)... :)

I'm super excited about this piercing... even though it's semi-permanent... they make clear plugs and flesh colored plugs... so when it's really not APPROPRIATE to have a gem beside your eye... I am able to downplay it... lol

It still hurts a bit... and bled for QUITE a while... but it's subsided now :) I love piercings... but I fear this will be my last...

Well... it'll be my last that's visible to the public ;^)

**Everything's starting to resemble a.... **

... wellll you get the point...

*I don't consider myself to be a overly 'SEXUALLY DRIVEN' person. I don't start my day seeking out sex or sexual gratification and it's not even top 5 on my priority list. I DO however consider myself to have a definite response to the LACK of sex in my life.

... Wait... Let me reword that... GOOD SEX in my life. It's been QUITTTE SOMETIME since I've had that and it's starting to weigh on me. Things are starting to look like objects that I KNOW they're not... I'm giving anything with a slightly phallic shape the "eye" and having to REIN MYSELF in when there's even a SEMI-steamy scene on T.V. YES! Self love is a WONDERFUL thing... but Man oh MANNNNNNNNNN do I love a nice hard penis. (yes, this is MY blog and I can say that.!)

I have some questions... Anyone who knows the answers, please feel free to answer...

1.) Is morning wood "functional"?

-I've heard that it's not from a few people, but also remember it 'functioning' well for me.

2.) Girth or Width?

-For me... it's GIRTH! I love to feel him just at the moment of insertion seemingly breaking me apart... NICCCCCCCCCE-- but there again, it's been a ridiculous amount of time since that's been the case... Soooo I don't really remember... lol

3.) Wake up sex, Good or Bad?

-- I mean the sex when you WAKE UP and you're ALREADY in the act...Do you enjoy it?

I DO! LOL ( you guys don't have to answer this... I know it's personal... but I've heard some hilarious stories stemming from this sort of thing... lmaoooooooo)

--sigh-- Hopefully someday soon I'll have all the fun, love, joy, and beauty connected to a beauuuuuuuuutiful penis (and the guy that holds it)... but for now... I'll just continue to restrain myself in the vegetable aisle... lol

** My New Hair**

So... Here's my natural hair before. Naturally curly hair is a CURSE! LOL My hair is "fine" and curly and GENERALLY worn straight via STRAIGHTENING IRON.

I had just washed it and pulled it back in anticipation of getting my micro's... Wooo hoooo

Here's another... and NOPE, I don't pull my 'baby hair' down lmaoooo (like 1980's)... it just falls that way... but bet your bottom dollar... the braiders braided ALLLL that shyte.

And here are a few pics of the braids...

(I know I'm silly )

And one in a pony-- which is GREAT for the gym! Wooo Hoo... So 8 hrs and 300.00 later... Braids are fin... Hopefully I can keep them for the 3 months they say... but it's never happened for me... They generally slip out around 1 1/2 -2 months... but I'm gonna try my damndest to keep them as long as is healthy for my hair...

And everytime I get them done ( thinkin' of keeping myself braided all summer), I'll go to the same lady... she was SO GOOD and SO FAST (It usually takes them about 12-13 hrs to braid my hair)...

Hope you guys likey likey... :)

T-minus 12.5hrs til 5k!

OK!! SOOO It's the moment that I've been preparing for (kinda)-- Tomorrow @ 8am I will be lining up for the Anthem 5k in Louisville KY...

I'm SOOOO SUPER EXCITED!! It's not that far (5k is 3.1miles)-- and I'm not doing it to WIN (Because I won't)-- I'm doing it because I've never been able to do things like this...

I was (and still am) the kid who's in the WORST shape. Always winded... NOW, i'm just a little LESS winded... and DETERMINED to do a mini byNEXT YEAR... Gotta start somewhere right?!

5k-- Then in 2 weeks... 10k (maybe... maybe not)--- then doubtfully 10mile 2 weeks later... I mean... I don't wanna die but i wanna do this...

BTW-- update on dieting... I'm down 30lbs now (It SEEMS like I've been stagnate for the last few weeks... only because I've GAINED about 5-7lbs and had to RE-LOSE those)-- I actually lost 5lbs last week...

If we put end to end all the weight I've lost... gained... and had to lose again... It would be 42lbs. BUT-- oh well...

Wish me luck tomorrow! It'll be fun!!!

** I Fought the gym and the GYM won **

OKKKKKkkkkkkk day one of working out and ummm yeah not only did the GYM kick my ass but my new runners picked up where the gym left off. Here's a word to the wise... DO NOT wear new runners until you BREAK THEM IN! I have a blister on the instep of my left foot and right on the achilles tendon area of my RIGHT! OUCH!

So... I did about 2 miles in about 30 minutes... not the BEST pace but also not the worst... I've not been to the gym in MONNNNNNTHS... @ least 6 of them... lol and it was tough... I'm just taking it very slow the first week or so... I definately don't wanna get hurt in the beginning... and hopefully all will come together.

... now the hard part...

THE DIET

The problem that I have when trying to eat 'right' is NOT EATING ENOUGH. I count calories like a BEAST and come up short almost EVERY TIME. Today when I left work I'd only had about 375 calories! I'm aiming for 1800-2000 a day... which should leave me at about a 3000 calorie deficit daily (It takes ALOT of calories to move my body... because of my size... which, right now is a PLUS and will equate to initial lbs dropping FAAST).

When I got home I tried to make up for that deficit by having some pinto beans ( 350 cals ) and some baked chicken (It was a very small piece-- so I'll count it as 300 cals as well )... I'm STILL at a deficit-- so what do I do? I grab some ICECREAM-- and eat 300 cals of THAT! LMAO

not a good look-- but STILL not at 2000 cals. But ya know what... I'm done for the night. I won't eat after 8pm. I now have to try to get down the rest of my water for the day... and I'll be set...

Grr... Tomorrow is pilates and armwork... soooooo that should give my muscles a good chance to stretch out and recoup...

So it starts--