Facetious.
(adj)\fə-ˈsē-shəs\
1 : joking or jesting often inappropriately : waggish
2 : meant to be humorous or funny : not serious
*** This evening, while speaking with one of my good 'net' homies, I used this word just in casual conversation. The next typed entry was " Could you please use a "BLACK" word?"
Huh?! WTF!?!
I asked WHAT a 'Black' word was and why was it necessary to degrade our race by implying that all things 'intelligent' were NON-BLACK? For whatever reason that angered me a bit because I'm OFTEN told that I don't speak the way "BLACK PEOPLE" should (or are expected). I use large words in speaking ( not here because I just don't... lol), and think NOTHING of it only expecting that the people I speak w/ will understand. It's nothing for me to throw 'unequivocally' or 'surreptitiously' into casual convo... that's just the way that I speak!!! Not BLACK, not WHITE, not ASIAN... Just Jae.
PEOPLE!!! We REALLY have to start associating ourselves and our race (whatever race you may be) w/ positivity!!! Don't play INTO the stereotypes!! SURPRISE people. Speak in the way that you'd like to be perceived!! You can have DIFFERENT manners of speaking w/ different PEOPLE but don't allow yourself to be PIGEONHOLED into what others EXPECT from your (race).
Ugh. I adore my homie-- but that got all up underneath my skin.
**facetious isn't even a big word! lol**
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
*Use 'Black' words...*
Posted by JaeSpenc at 6:37 PM 7 comments
Labels: Be more, Do More, Pigeonholed, Rise Above
Monday, April 27, 2009
**John Witherspoon imparts some wisdom**
John Withersppon is the SHIT! LMAO!! One of the funniest dudes ALIVE... and reminds me SOO MUCH of my dad... lmaoooo MEN, you better LISTEN TO HIM!!
This shit is hilarious...
Posted by JaeSpenc at 6:54 PM 1 comments
Labels: HARVARD educated ho, John Witherspoon, She's a hoe
Sunday, April 26, 2009
** Do we all REALLY have them? **
** Let me start by saying, I do not CONDONE, Advocate for, or believe that it is ok to RAPE someone.** "No!" means "NO!", unless "No!' means "Harder/Faster/Deeper/Rougher/etc"... In which case a 'code word' should be put forth... In THAT CASE, "Asparagus/Banana/Gypsy/Onomonopeia/Grandma/Uncle Ned" or any word NONSEXUAL word of your choosing, means "No!"...***
--on w/ the blogging--
I've heard it said many times that MOST women have, or have at one time had, a 'rape' fantasy(meaning they envision themselves being taken [seemingly] against their will by a lover. This may include bondage, light violence, name calling, etc). I was just wondering... is this true?
I, myself have found the 'agressive lover' to find it's way into my psyche MANY times. Often, I've wondered what it means?! Do i want someone to rough me up? Do i want to just lose control? Why do I want to be 'taken'? Who knows... but to me, it's hot.
What do you think it means when women have the 'rape fantasy' scenerio play out? If it just fun playtime? Or potientially dangerous? Is this a misunderstanding waiting to happen? What are some funny 'code words' that you could use?
Posted by JaeSpenc at 3:59 PM 8 comments
Labels: Fantasy, Not Advocating, Possibly twisted, Rape
Saturday, April 25, 2009
*... But your door is closed*
2k9's Rico Suave... lmaoooooo
Posted by JaeSpenc at 8:46 PM 2 comments
Labels: do it, Ears, Seriously, You know what I want
Friday, April 24, 2009
'Yeah! Theres a fucking Manager!'
*These are the words that almost cost me bail money and a court appearance... Almost had me leave my non-violent demeanor and reach over the counter and FUCKING HER UP!
my girls and I were on our lunch break...already late because I had to go Alllllll the way across town to get some new hair (lol)...RUSHING through FAZOLI'S to get our lunch (and the lunch of fiddy other people that overheard our lunch plans and decided to get in where they fit in... (hate that))...
The joint was packed but we managed to get through the line in enough time to make it back to work w/o being late (we thought)... all we needed was our grilled chicken club salad....
..... 2 minutes. No salad.
3 minutes, 4 customers who were originally behind us served. No salad.
..... 5 minutes. No salad
10 minutes. High blood pressure looming... No. Fucking. Salad!
ok... so we're being patient but... in our patience, we notice the little broad who packages the meals and brings them over, having an attitude issue. She's craning her neck and talking smigity smack under her breath yet loud enough for us to hear...
In the course of our waiting, I may have said (very politely), ' Seriously!?! Does it take that long to make a salad?!'. This comment was OBVIOUSLY not meant towards her because she's only responsible for the closing and packaging of the meals...
TELL ME WHY this broad says (to he little co-worker friend), 'I swear if they say ONE MORE FUCKING THING [About that salad]....
My MOUTH hit the floor! I said, to my girls ' I wonder if theres a manager here!?' She said, 'Yeah there's a fucking manager here!' ( still talking to her friend )... I said ' GO GET HIM NOWWW!'
so I telll the manager and he pulled her off the floor immediately!!
This BITCH almost got dealt with.
Posted by JaeSpenc at 12:19 PM 7 comments
Thursday, April 23, 2009
*I'm in LOVE w/ her... *
Ok, I'm only posting THIS one because it's the only one it would let me EMBED... BUT Look @ the "Hiproll-Rayray" by her (you won't regret it... promise)... I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOOo in love w/ this girl... her personality (in these vids) is so cute... and ummm... this is EXACTLY the body I'd want (doesn't have to be hard... just cuteeee!)
I love how she moves her body... and has real SKILL-- and JAY! She's 20... so don't give me the kiddie porn shit! LMAO... I've watched EVERYONE of her vids... but seriously can't get enough of the 'hip roll' one... ::sigh::
Posted by JaeSpenc at 4:15 PM 7 comments
Labels: In love with a woman, move it girl, Yum yum
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
You're wrecking my flow [BITCH]!
The THING IS, I have a long morning/evening commute, that I use as 'ME' time. Alllllll I want is for U Not to wreck my fucking flow! This bastard ass SUV pulls out in the MIDDLE (turning) Lane and PROCEEDS TO DRIVE!!!!! i'm talking about the SUICIDE lane (not sure what they're called where U are.). you're supposed to pull out there.. and WAIT for an opening... not DRIVE!!!!!
SO THIS MUH-FLUCKER is driving BESIDE me in the SUICIDE lane and trying to boguard his way over!! I'm LAYYYYYYYYING on my horn and not letting up... I finally let him over but CONTINUE to lay on the horn....
Son of a TRICK.... wrecked my ENTIRE morning flow... beeotch ass beep-stard. Ugh...
lol (ok, I'm done Exhaling)
Posted by JaeSpenc at 8:41 AM 6 comments
Monday, April 20, 2009
**JUST SAY EXCUSE ME [BITCH!]!!!! **
OK... Let me set the scene... I'm in the "U-SCAN" like @ Kroger... TRYING to get my junk scanned and out the door in time to get my kiddo from daycare... The broad in front of me is DONE... HOWEVER... The chick at the "U-SCAN" in front of ME is still scanning HER stuff...
The broad in front of me has moved forward and out from in front of the U-SCAN w/ her cart and groceries but is just STANDING there because she can't get past the lady in the other U-Scan....
... Hence, she's STILL in my bubble while I'm scanning.... (ok, before anyone says anything... She had moved far enough away from ME that I could still scan and it was evident that she was trying to leave... so I didn't PREMATURELY whip out my Chicken and start scanning...)
... THIS BROAD JUST STANDS THERE!!!....
I'm in my head SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMING @ her... "JUST SAY EXCUSE ME BITCH!!!!" But yet... still minding my own business and scanning... She SQUEEEEEZES her ass past the lady w/o even acknowledging that she was in her space! WHAT?! Not a peep from her in her insanity...
ME, myself, I say 'EXCUSE ME' alot! If I'm in your bubble (and it's unavoidable), If I bump you, if I need to get past, if I say something out of the way, as well as other instances... I have NEVER understood why people REFUSE to say 'Excuse me'!!! It URKS me to no END!!! Especially the people in the [grocery, book, clothing] store that will just STAND AND LURK behind you until you move. ALL IT TAKES IS FOR YOU TO SAY EXCUSE ME!!!!
AHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... LMAO! Whew... ok, I feel better... I've exhaled... lmao... Just say fucking excuse me people... Seriously... Two words... is that too much to ask?!
... ok, I'm really done now. lmao...
*Sorry for the profanity.... I'm making a concious effort NOT to censor myself in my writing... I try not to offend... but this is how I speak sometimes... lmao*
Posted by JaeSpenc at 3:23 PM 3 comments
Labels: bitch in line with no manners, Excuse me, exhale, pet peeve
Sunday, April 19, 2009
**Dating Plus Sized Women**
Posted by JaeSpenc at 8:29 AM 5 comments
Labels: Big girls need love too
* I used to LIKE going out??!!*
...Just woke up after a long night out w/ my friends...
I can't believe that I used to LIKE going out to the club!!! Ugh...
I guess I've just outgrown the club scene. Something about strangers hunching on my booty doesn't appeal to me anymore... lmaooooooooooo
-- oh well.. hope you guys are having a great weekend.
Posted by JaeSpenc at 7:24 AM 3 comments
Labels: bitchslap, get the fck off of me, hangover, hunching, yuck
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
*Could you at least TRY!!??!?*
Posted by JaeSpenc at 4:29 PM 5 comments
Labels: cross dressing mayor, shocking, To each their own
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
*Closer*
Sunday, April 12, 2009
Thursday, April 9, 2009
**My New Obsession... My D.A.D-D*
So here you see ME w/ my new obsession.. My guitar that I refer to my D.A.D-D (Dumb Ass Dude Demonstration). Why? Because he's allllllways being play'd ;)
Anywhooo... I got it yesterday and already I've almost learned 'Hey There Delilah' (playing) by the Plain White T's.
I'm SO in love w/ my guitar... love it! I sing... so this is the natural next step right? I'm teaching myself and have played tonight for about 4hrs... lol
I'll keep ya updated...
... you guys have any new obsessions?
Posted by JaeSpenc at 7:24 PM 8 comments
Labels: Guitar, love it or hate it, new goal, Time consumption
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
*Strippers/Pole Dancing*
iSupport pole dancing. This video is probably not of the BEST pole dancer... and I'm SURE alot of you have seen better... But the things she does makes it look like she'd DEFYING GRAVITY! It's like mezmerizing... She's not hot to me... this is not SEXUAL at all (my facination w/ this vid)... but just the way she's swinging on that pole is banana's... Imagine the kind of ATHLETICISM you have to have to be able to control your body that way...
Ya kno... I always said (and get ready to judge me... ) If I ever got skinny, or had a bomb ass body, I'd do at least ONE song in a strip club. I've always wanted to do it and I've always admired STRIPPING. I think that they're incharge of their sexuality and exude a RIDICULOUS amount of confidence.
NOT ALL strippers are whores. Only the ones who CHOOSE that path. And I don't have a problem w/ them (until the undies come off...)
What song would I strip to? Joi- Lick (playing now). I've already planned for that. And my routine would be RIDICULOUS...
Fun fun fun. If I ever get that bangin' body... look for me in a strip joint near no one. lmao Doin' my thing and rockin' it like a... well... rockstar! lmaooo
and then back to regular life..knowing I did it.
(enter judgements...... now.)
**What are some things that you'd like to do that perhaps, are taboo to others?**
Posted by JaeSpenc at 8:01 PM 7 comments
Labels: do it, iSUPPORT, pole dancing, stripping
Monday, April 6, 2009
**I am... **
Posted by JaeSpenc at 5:16 PM 7 comments
Labels: I am random, just sayin, No pic
Sunday, April 5, 2009
*Puh puh puh Poe-ker fayce!**
~~HAHAHA~~ This is my POE-KER FAYCE!
Posted by JaeSpenc at 2:33 PM 8 comments
Labels: Games, Just say no, Lady Gaga is Scary, Poker face, relationships
Friday, April 3, 2009
*Share Your Thoughts w/ Me*
Posted by JaeSpenc at 6:39 PM 7 comments
Labels: Course, Life, Share, Think About It
Thursday, April 2, 2009
** And What Of It? **
Posted by JaeSpenc at 6:36 PM 6 comments
Labels: and, laugh, whatever i wanna do